Joymania - TOUCH YOUR BUM by the_ditz
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Contact stuff:-

Email: 	ditzyfantastic@hotmail.com (general mince)
       	ditzyfantastic2k1@hotmail.com (attachments)

DDRuk/DDRExtreme.co.uk/DDRei/DDRManiaX username:  the_ditz

MSN:	ditzyfantastic(@hotmail.com)


Personal stuff:-

Name: 	Gary Clark (my mum wanted to call me Cyril, but she forgot how to spell it)

Age:	*checks bottom of shoe* Made in China

Alias: 	the_ditz (the underscore is essential - without it, I am Daphne without Celeste (just for you, Rage* ;)), meat without the two veg, I would even go as far as to say... DDR without the tutu!!!...[what do you mean you've never played DDR in a tutu?])

Favourite cheese:  Good old Tesco Half-fat Mature Coloured Cheddar, although that smelly
	blue French stuff is unbeatable with a bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon and horse's
	doofers...[eh? "hors d'oeuvres"?? Bless you!]

Interesting fact:  Monkeys can only swing gracefully from tree to tree thanks to the millions of tiny propellors attached to the end of every hair on their bodies.  Last year, almost 60% of Boeing's profit came from the manufacture of Monkey Hair Propellors.


Song stuff:-

Song Name: Touch Your Bum

Artist: Joymania

Length:	60 seconds and 46 60ths of a minute.

Interesting fact about this song:  There is a very strong connection between this song and
	another well-known DDR tune.  If you listen to the bass and chord pattern
	throughout the entire song, you will notice that it is IDENTICAL to the bass and
	chord pattern of Boom Boom Dollar!  So, look out for Boom Bum Dollar -Touch Your 
	G3-Spot Remix- coming your way very soon...

Possible lyric discrepancies:-

	LINES 2, 4 AND 6		Could she possibly be singing "Don't touch my blue
					cheese"?

	LINES 8 AND 9			As I do not have the ability to talk backwards, 						these lines are probably spelled incorrectly.

	LINE 14				The man could possibly want to see the woman move						in "this magic party", but I personally think it'd						be more impressive if she could move inside a 							magic body...maybe she's a ghost! :O

	LINE 21 			Does he want to kiss her "boom" or her "boob"?  I						know my preference... :P


Steps stuff (brought to you in a dating agency stylee):-

BEGINNER (2 footer):

- Describe yourself in 5 words: simple, sweet, easy (steady on!), uncluttered and...simple!

- Who would be your ideal match: someone who doesn't like too much fuss or clutter and who maybe enjoys showing-off a little - I can quite easily give them the opportunity to   perform handstands and fancy footwork around me!

- Any other information?: nope - I'm pretty predictable.  What you expect is what you get!

BASIC (3 footer):

- Describe yourself in 5 words: cool exterior, pretty sneaky inside! (oooh, very cryptic!)

- Who would be your ideal match: someone who wants to be kept on their toes, and who likes   small surprises.  I may seem sweet but I can throw you off-balance in an instant!

- Any other information?: I am partial to odd bounce ;)

TRICK (5 footer):

- Describe yourself in 5 words: happy, bouncy, wiggly (???), consistent, WHEEEEEEE!!! (erm,   not sure if "wheeeeeee" is an actual word, but we'll let you off...)

- Who would be your ideal match: anyone with a bubbly personality who bounces up and down
  clappingly manically when something exciting happens and whose fave colour is bright   pink!  Also, they must know how to wiggle their bum.

- (Scared to ask, but...) Any other information?: HEEEHEEE, I'M A BIG FLUFFY EASTER BUNNY!!

MANIAC (7 footer):

- Describe yourself in 5 words: cute with a wild streak!

- Who would be your ideal match: well, I can be a bit hyperactive, so someone who is level-headed and knows how to handle me!  Also, they should be pretty fit to keep up with   me, as I do go at quite a pace! ;)

- Any other information?: I do occasionally suffer from bad muscle spasms and I do like to   make my partner hop and bounce about like a mad-march hare from time to time...I suppose I'm a bit odd...

CHALLENGE (9 footer):

- Describe yourself in 5 words: hyperactive, energetic, a bit unpredictable!

- Who would be your ideal match: someone who enjoys brisk runs in the park, a keep-fit fan!
  Also, they should be prepared for anything and expect the unexpected - I like to keep my
  partner on their toes!

- Any other information?: Don't want to give to much away really, but you'll find that the
  longer you're with me, the harder I'll make you work! ;)


Graphics stuff:-

BG and banner thrown together in Photoshop 7.0 while under the influence of several Pina 
Coladas.  The glorious bum was brought to you courtesy of the yummy Tanya Robinson, High Street Honey 2002 of FHM UK (www.fhm.com).  Various spangly effects were implemented that I really can't remember the technical terms for, before the graphics were tested by being shown to white fluffy bunnies for a period of roughly 30 minutes - they passed with flying colours, and my back garden now resembles the floor of a cotton-wool factory's storeroom.  Curse you Tanya Robinson and your yummy buttocks!!!


That's all - enjoy your wiggle!
										the_ditz =D
